Thursday, November 10, 2011

Meet the parents

Bonjour, hola, hello, whats up, hiya. However you wanna say it, hello from us to you. We are the parents of this thing we call a blog. You may know us as Breezy and O-dog, but in reality our names are Briana and Olivia. Normal kiddos just like you. Just yesterday, while we were eating our greasy, fattening, cellulite adding, 6th meal of the day, we came to the realization that we were pretty much equals to a piece of toenail in a toilet. Basically nothing. And so we asked ourselves, what can we do to be a little somethin somethin on this place you call earth. Just then, a thought hit us as were shoving pieces of who knows what down our throats. WE WERE BORN TO BLOG. So here we are. Blogging machines. Here to talk about things that probably shouldn't be talked about, saying words that shouldn't be said, and writing things that sure as hell don't need to be on the internet. So stay tuned, cause we about to get buck wild up in here.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands, cause they rapin everybody out here.